★ 9 / 10
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds picks up right where
Chad H.
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds picks up right where the first one left off: chaos, carnage, and creatures with absolutely no table manners. If you thought the first…
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds picks up right where the first one left off: chaos, carnage, and creatures with absolutely no table manners. If you thought the first Feast was over-the-top, this sequel comes back swinging with even more monsters, more gore, and a plot that barely qualifies as a plot—and somehow, that’s exactly what makes it fun.
The story is simple: survivors from the first movie are holed up in a hospital, because where else would you want to be when giant monsters are loose? Hospitals, as it turns out, are terrible places to hide when the monsters have a taste for chaos… and apparently love the smell of antiseptic. The sequel is basically a high-stakes game of who’s next?, with hospital corridors, operating rooms, and terrified nurses serving as the battleground.
The monsters are bigger, meaner, and even hungrier. Some are fast, some are slobbery, and some have extra mouths because apparently evolution is tired of subtlety. And the humans? They’re still running, screaming, and delivering one-liners in between being mauled. Practical effects are gloriously messy, blood sprays like it owes someone money, and limbs go flying with the kind of joyful abandon you only see in B-movie splatter sequences.
The humor is pure camp: sarcastic quips, ridiculous deaths, and absurd monster designs make it impossible to watch without occasionally laughing through the terror. It’s a movie that knows it’s ridiculous, and it leans into that ridiculousness like a champ.
If you loved Feast and want more blood-soaked fun with bigger, meaner monsters and even messier practical effects, Feast II: Sloppy Seconds is a messy, hilarious, over-the-top ride you don’t want to miss.
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★ 3 / 10
It doesn't live up to the first movie
Joshua H
It doesn't live up to the first movie and instead it takes several steps down with being more shocking and gross
It doesn't live up to the first movie and instead it takes several steps down with being more shocking and gross
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Seed, please.