★ 10 / 10
Not sure why this movie has less than
A.S. Diego Andrs A
Not sure why this movie has less than 90% rate.... I guess people are too soft to really say that is good. I can promise, this movie is good, is what you…
Not sure why this movie has less than 90% rate.... I guess people are too soft to really say that is good.
I can promise, this movie is good, is what you always expected from a horror movie, when people needs to die, die, simple. Not crazy shit like always.... then, watch it, put 5 stars. Enjoy it. Your welcome.
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★ 1 / 10
Pure garbage. Cheap and crude, bottom of the
Jordan P
Pure garbage. Cheap and crude, bottom of the barrel cinema. Can't stand crude and disgusting characters that treat vices like they're popping vitamins. It's…
Pure garbage. Cheap and crude, bottom of the barrel cinema. Can't stand crude and disgusting characters that treat vices like they're popping vitamins. It's vomit.
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★ 10 / 10
Feast is basically: “What if every horror cliché
Chad H.
Feast is basically: “What if every horror cliché got together in a bar, ordered a round of ridiculous, and then got mauled by giant monsters?” And somehow…
Feast is basically: “What if every horror cliché got together in a bar, ordered a round of ridiculous, and then got mauled by giant monsters?” And somehow, it’s glorious.
The story is simple: a group of strangers in a desert bar discover that the local wildlife has upgraded to “bloodthirsty, teeth-sharp, absolutely unhinged” mode. And by wildlife, I mean monsters that make your nightmares look like friendly cartoons.
The cast includes your classic horror archetypes:
The bartender with a tragic backstory (he probably didn’t even get a name badge)
The everyman hero who screams a lot but survives because he has “plot armor”
The token comic relief who dies anyway (classic)
And of course, the monster(s), who are basically saying, “You brought snacks? I’ll bring dinner.”
What makes Feast fantastic is its complete refusal to take itself seriously. Characters are devoured, eviscerated, or impaled in increasingly ridiculous ways — and just when you think it’s over, more monsters show up. It’s like playing whack-a-mole but the moles are teeth-filled nightmares with wings.
The practical effects are gloriously gory. Blood sprays, limbs fly, and the monsters look just scary enough that you respect them while thinking, “Yeah… I’d drink in that bar too if I were a monster.”
Also, the dialogue is pure B-movie gold: one-liners are delivered like Shakespeare wrote them after a triple-shot espresso. There’s a scene where someone shouts, “What are you?” and the monster responds in the only way monsters know how: by ripping your face off. Efficient communication.
If you like horror movies that don’t overthink it, throw logic out the window, and just let the monsters eat everyone in spectacularly messy ways, Feast is a feast for your inner chaos-loving self.
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