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"Will we solve the mysteries of our ancient past before it is too late?" Too late for what?!?! That terrible AI poster matches the synopsis perfectly. (I'm actually very tempted to download this, it looks like it might be as enjoyable as an episode of Jerry Springer, and for similar reasons.)
An "axe wielding dragon"? But I wanted a chainsaw wielding shark!
Why are people bringing up Eli Roth? That's not mentioned in the synopsis, and Roth's Clown is from 2014, not 2006. There are plenty of movies and shorts named "Clown" in IMDB, but I can't any from 2006. I'm guessing this is like "Dude Bro Party Massacre III", which is not an actual sequel, it's a joke.
Poor Neil Marshall. I loved Dog Soldiers, quite liked Doomsday, thought the Decent was over-rated but ok. But now he's directing 3.7 rated thrillers. Thanks for the review, ggw227, very helpful.
I'm really looking forward to this, but we have to wait until 2027 for part 3? Noooo!
"Arthur Von Wiesenberger, water master". This documentary couldn't be any more fictional if he called himself a water bender.