jellis1975

"@Gossamer_Monster" Wait a minute... there's a similar movie with birds instead of alligators: «The Birds» (1963)

@leongarnet typically your "early April Fools Day jokes" would happen well before April 30th...like, well, WELL before then. I would even be so bold as to say that the early ones most likely do not happen in the month of April at all...ffs.

Watched the whole thing and I can tell you this, all you need to know about this movie is that the line "Wait, did you say mopeds?" was uttered . And not like, because it was meant to be funny. But it was said in a serious tone, by a serious person, right after one serious situation and during another one...seriously. That should totally make you either wanna watch it more or avoid it all together. Happy viewing!

well finally! this is what we've been waiting for. a 45+ year old leading man with slightly thinning hair and a dad bod AND he's Canadian so he'll have that hot-canuck accent too! my god i could just die. thanks to the Hallmark made-for-tv-movie-of-the-who-gives-af Division!

My god this was absolutely awful. The review by @Coventry was obviously written by someone who just wanted to brag about being at the premiere in Belgium...because it's a close race between this and Borderlands for worst movie I've seen all year. The difference is B-lands had a killer cast and STILL sucked, this one has the bad guy from Rendel in it as the most recognisable face, so... I mean from top to bottom this was just awful. If you wanna watch a decent exploitation film that isn't awful then watch 'Revenge', that film was infinitely better. Mind you, a video of me dropping a deuce would be better than this steaming load was. I mean for crying out loud, it's like the Main Villain, the Eye-patch bad guy, and Herpes bad guy were straight outta some 8 year olds James Bond fan fiction.

@blitz_666 seen the same comment from you on 3 different movies now. Not that you're wrong, lotta phu ktards on here as you say, but why not be original with each comment instead of being a Copy-n-Paste Queen (and/or King, i don't judge).