You had me at the pos.... i mean... Title.

apokalyps you see anything in a skirt you want to download. It is not how se$$y the actresses are but talent.

I see bikini I download

My god this was absolutely awful. The review by @Coventry was obviously written by someone who just wanted to brag about being at the premiere in Belgium...because it's a close race between this and Borderlands for worst movie I've seen all year. The difference is B-lands had a killer cast and STILL sucked, this one has the bad guy from Rendel in it as the most recognisable face, so... I mean from top to bottom this was just awful. If you wanna watch a decent exploitation film that isn't awful then watch 'Revenge', that film was infinitely better. Mind you, a video of me dropping a deuce would be better than this steaming load was. I mean for crying out loud, it's like the Main Villain, the Eye-patch bad guy, and Herpes bad guy were straight outta some 8 year olds James Bond fan fiction.

Blondie looks pro