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Vampires

2010 [FRENCH]

Comedy / Fantasy / Horror

Vampires

2010 [FRENCH]

Comedy / Fantasy / Horror

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6.2/10 · 1.1K

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Plot summary

Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.

Director

Vincent Lannoo

Top cast

Carlo Ferrante as George

Thomas Coumans as Le petit ami de Grâce

Paul Ahmarani as Adélard

Baptiste Sornin as Bienvenu

Tech specs

720p.BLU 1080p.BLU

811.35 MB

1280*720

German 2.0

Not Rated

Subtitles

25 fps

1 hr 29 min

Seeds 4

1.63 GB

1920*1080

German 5.1

Not Rated

Subtitles

25 fps

1 hr 29 min

Seeds 3

Comments 2

dannyfields 588 days ago

@Danimal666 the short film "What We Do In The Shadows", which served as a precursor to the feature-length film, was released in 2005.

Danimal666 589 days ago

What we do in the shadows 2014, this movie 2010.

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1 / 10

Horrid waste of 90 mins. If there is

R T

Horrid waste of 90 mins. If there is humor involved in this film, I didn't get it. Painfully boring execution of a premise that could have had potential. SKIP.

5 / 10

I may not have said this recently, but

jesse o

I may not have said this recently, but I really fucking loved What We Do In The Shadows. It truly is a tremendous comedy through and through. So this movie…

I may not have said this recently, but I really fucking loved What We Do In The Shadows. It truly is a tremendous comedy through and through. So this movie, despite coming out some 4-5 years earlier than What We Do, really reminds me of that. Well, with one exception and that is that this movie, honestly, just isn't good. And I'm not saying that this is a bad movie or anything of the sort, but it's just not as interesting of a movie as one would have imagined it might be considering the fact that it's a mockumentary, a la Christopher Guest's films, around a vampire family. The difference between this and Guest's mockumentaries is, really, simply the fact that there's no real narrative to speak of. And I'm not saying that the narratives are amazing in Guest's films, but there's clearly a reason for everything that is happening and the characters have clearly defined motivations. The film's events guides them towards that goal, with absurdities along the way, but it does guid them there. This movie, sadly, doesn't really have that going on at all. I don't wanna say that nothing happens, because you do get to see the vampire community and how the rules of their society work. That adherence to establishing a mythology around these characters was one of the coolest things, for sure. But I just wish they could have spent a longer time putting together an actual story. There's some elements, like how Bievenue and Elisabeth, forced to live in the family's cellars due to their not having a child, one of the rules is you must a child to be allowed to own a home, trying to conspire against the family at every turn. That's about it really and even then, it's not like the movie focuses entirely on this one aspect. They do throw in some potentially really racist humor, but I feel that it's there mostly as social commentary at Belgium's treatment of those they deem 'undesirable' and how they're dropped off by the government in order for the family to feed on them. That was, again, cool to me. Some people might be offended by it, particularly when they try to play this off for humor, but it's more critical of Belgium more than anything else. But, like I said, the movie is just missing a certain element that would have pushed it to a good level. At least to me. And I honestly didn't find the film that funny. It has its moments. Like the daughter in the vampire family trying to commit suicide every chance she gets and failing miserably at it. The film has an obvious dry sense of humor. But just because humor is dry that doesn't make it funny. I think a lot of people might believe that, but it's just not the case. And this is proof positive of that. Though, of course, this isn't the worst example of this and it's not even close. It's just sporadically funny and the stuff that doesn't work isn't offensively unfunny. The performances are more than solid, for sure, so no complaints there. The film's last 30 minutes or so, when the family are exiled to Canada due to Samson sleeping with the vampire leader's wife, are easily the most interesting. And it's just a shame that they didn't want to make this a bigger part of the movie. Because you could have established the privileged lifestyle they led in Belgium and then forced them to leave and see how they would adapt to the changes. They do that, but it's disappointing. This really is just an average movie at best. It has its moments and it's definitely well-made, but it doesn't really have much going on in the way of a narrative, so watching it feels pointless for the most part. Not bad or anything, just pointless. What We Do In The Shadows is much better, but this one has some good ideas. Just not enough to warrant an actual recommendation. Average movie at best.

6 / 10

Rating: 6/10. 63/100. | I gave it like

R T

Rating: 6/10. 63/100. | I gave it like a 9/10 when I was a teen. Idk why really??

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