Top Secret!

1984

Action / Comedy / Crime / Music

52
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 77% · 53 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 80% · 25K ratings
IMDb Rating 7.2/10 10 83597 83.6K

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Plot summary

Popular and dashing American singer Nick Rivers travels to East Germany to perform in a music festival. When he loses his heart to the gorgeous Hillary Flammond, he finds himself caught up in an underground resistance movement. Rivers joins forces with Agent Cedric and Flammond to attempt the rescue of her father, Dr. Paul, from the Germans, who have captured the scientist in hopes of coercing him into building a new naval mine.

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Michelle Martin as Der Pizzahaus Girl
Aileen Lewis as Ballet Audience
Charlotte Zucker as Cafe Diner
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by CinemaSerf 6 / 10

As spoofs go, this is an adequate vehicle

As spoofs go, this is an adequate vehicle for the handsome and charismatic Val Kilmer to squeeze into his 501s and take on the mantle of American rock star "Nick Rivers". He is invited to take part in a cultural exchange concert in the still militaristic East Germany and so, under the watchful eye of "Gen. Streck" (a super-hammy Jeremy Kemp) he has to stay out of trouble until his gig. Easier said than done though when he meets and falls for the feisty "Hillary" (Lucy Gutteridge) and is soon embroiled is a plot to rescue her scientist father (Michael Gough) from the scheming communists before he is forced to create a weapon to end all weapons. The joke looks pretty squarely aimed at Elvis this, and Kilmer makes a decent fist of the gyrating and hair-spraying. Indeed, had we a bit more of these scenes and less of the rather obvious and clumsy espionage malarkey, it might have been a better film. As it is, though, it plays the parody hand just a bit too heavily for me and after a while the cultural clashes appeared to be as much between the star and his largely British supporting cast as much as having anything to do with scheming generals. It's not a film that needs your concentration, it has a reasonably toe-tapping soundtrack and if you aim low, you ought not to be disappointed.
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Reviewed by BandSAboutMovies 7 / 10

Surf shooting!

Val Kilmer picked the right debut. This ZAZ - Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker - feature packs in takes on Elvis films, spy movies and World WAR II movies all in one huge package of rapid fire jokes, allowing the star to sing, dance and pretty much act like a maniac. It's perfect.

He plays Nick Rivers, whose hit song "Skeet Surfin'" takes him to East Germany, which is still Nazi Germany despite the Cold War taking place. Somehow, within the mashup that this film throws together also finds time to pretty much be a pastiche of the 1944 noir The Conspirators.

Unlike past ZAZ films, there aren't many cameos here, other than Omar Sharif as Agent Cedric and an appearance Peter Cushing playing a Swedish bookstore proprietor who is filmed backward.

While this movie has its fans - Weird Al claims it's his favorite movie - the studio was upset with its performance. And David Zucker would claim that it may be a funny movie, but it isn't a very good one.

Me? I kind of love any movie that has the French Resistance still fighting Germany in the 1960's, a battle that takes them to a Swedish pizza place where Nick can win over the girls with his song "Straighten Out the Rug."

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