One Million Babes BC
2024
Action / Adventure / Comedy
One Million Babes BC
2024
Action / Adventure / Comedy
97%
AUDIENCE
2.1/10
127
Plot summary
It is the 3rd setting of the bright orange orb in the sky. Ogg, the leader of a wildly band of prehistoric people have chosen Nila to be sacrificed in order to appease sky Gods.
Director
Top cast
Jeff Kirkendall as Primitive
Marie DeLorenzo as Meeka
Tim Hatch as Ogg
Yolie Canales as Witch doctor
Tech specs
720p.WEB 1080p.WEB 682.68 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
TV-14
24 fps
1 hr 14 min
Seeds 1
Comments 6
It is kinda cute when you let mentally challenged people make a movie all on their own
God-Awful. I gave up after the A.I.-generated narration couldn't properly parse the phrasing, leaving awkward gaps mid-sentence in practically every line. Then when I saw that first "Babe" I had to check if the definition of "Babe" had changed recently. The Rachel Welch film was infinitely more watchable than this DREK.
Directed by Mark Polonia (Poland?).
One ethnic girl stars in a world of white cavemen. Easily the lowest budget film I've ever seen. Early 90's computer class cgi for everything including the sets. Most importantly NO BOOBS!
You know the movies that are "so bad they're good"? This is not one of them. Even if it was a parody it would have been awful. But it aims to be taken seriously, and it fails on all counts.
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any cocks?