Cool as Ice

1991

Action / Comedy / Drama / Music / Romance

10
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 3% · 33 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 43% · 2.5K ratings
IMDb Rating 3.0/10 10 10869 10.9K

rap music rapper witness protection police corruption

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Plot summary

Freewheeling, motorcycle-riding musician Johnny rolls into a small town with his band, and meets Kathy, an honor student who catches his eye. Meanwhile, Kathy's father, after being in the Witness Protection Program, is finally tracked down by two corrupt cops he escaped from years ago, who want the money he owes them.

Director

David Kellogg Photo
David Kellogg

Top cast

Deezer D Photo
Deezer D as Jazz
Dody Goodman Photo
Dody Goodman as Mae
John Newton Photo
John Newton as Nick
Sydney Lassick Photo
Sydney Lassick as Roscoe
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834.72 MB
1280*694
English 2.0
PG
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
Seeds 2
1.68 GB
1920*1040
English 5.1
PG
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
Seeds 6

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by JPV852 5 / 10

Outrageously cheesy and the epitome of a vanity

Outrageously cheesy and the epitome of a vanity project (seeing Vanilla Ice kicking ass is the highlight) but admitteldly there is some charm here and there, plus can't say I never was entertained if only taking me back to those days with the music and clothes (not to mention the direction from David Kellogg who, according to IMDb, mostly done commercials outside of 1999's Inspector Gadget). **2.5/5**
Reviewed by Rob 3 / 10

The tag line "When a girl has a

The tag line "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice." clearly shows how logical this movie is. I know, I was expecting this as I started watching but the real reason behind me chicking on it was it hilarity and comic value, in this regard it didn't disappoint. So many elements not to be missed, his swarve sophistication, dayglo pants and bike allow him to bypass the laws of physics entirely when jumping fences, cars and entering buildings. His high class vocabulary never stops, mumling phrases in wanna-be rap gibberish "Yo-yo, whatsup?", "sex me up", "you know, the chick that drives the horse" and the ever famous "drop that zero, get with the hero". Everywhere he goes he just oozes coolness into the situation, strutting on stage indoors at night wearing sun glasses rapping away then dry humping the girl he's been stalking who is obviously still concussed from being thrown from a horse earlier due to his antics. This movie cost 6 Million dollars to make in 1991 (today in 2015 that figure would be close to 11 million), most of this of course went on his 1 million salary and 4.9 Million on his clothing and general wardrobe/props leaving the rest for its awesome production values. Watch this film though, its funny in a way that it was never intended, totally trashed the directors reputation for 8 years after and it was pulled from the cinema after 3 weeks. Its the E.T game in movie form
Reviewed by lune78 4 / 10

Yes, it's bad, but still...

OK, I admit it, I once was a huge Vanilla Ice fan. But then again, so were millions of other people. And incidentally, I just loved this movie. OK, so I was 11 years-old when I first watched it, so of course, my tastes in movies hadn't started developing back then. But even with a mediocre performance on the part of the Iceman and poor screen writing, I still find this movie enjoyable. Why? I don't know. Perhaps because it brings back fond memories. And I wouldn't quite put it on the same level of awfulness as Manos because no matter how bad this movie is, there is still something watchable in it. The problem is I still haven't figured out what it is.

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