Atriox

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About Atriox

Not the first time that I have an account here. Just a disgruntled used cars salesman, born and raised on Dosiac, used to lead a group, called the Banished, I left the covenant, who ordered my pack brothers on suicide missions, again and again. After I gave the Demon a good beating and throw him out in space, and we destroyed the UNSC. I saw that I missed something in my live: the true gospels, the Gospels of a human prophet call J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the high Epopt of the Church of the Subgenius. He is even better than those treacherous San Syuum, who we called prophets, with their so called Great Journey. Praise him.

Recent Comments

@rockymits, indeed, it is probably based on the book "dry Guillotine" or "la guillotine sèche" by René Belbenoît.

Couldn't he stay silent? He was a terrible "comedian"

Ahh.. another masterpiece of Sensei sausage fingers, the mumbling grand master of bullshido.

Retracing a route, of something that never happened.. that makes sense..

rumours go, that Jake will fight Muhammed Ali the next time.

He is becoming the Mariah Carey of comedy.. hard pass