luna2300

No film audio just the commentary track

They have successfully made a film that in the first 10 minutes you want every single person in it to die . Not one deserves to make it to the end . They are all the worse sort of people you could imaging . Not sure what the film makers were going for , did they think we would care about any of these obnoxious tits .

Man this dragged . Just over 2 hours . If someone got in and did a edit there might be a half decent film here but what you have is this checkerboard horror. Normal everyday scene then a bit bit horror , back to normal scene then a bit of horror. It keeps taking it foot off the gas till the last 30 minutes and then it just a re-wrapped Exorcist.

This has been uploaded with the commentary track not original audio

First this is a film called Monster Portal. Second. This was the longest 1 hour and 18 minutes of my life .

Irish Vikings are farming on a planet when the Empire who are all white South Africans need their grain for food, even thought they have massive spaceships and should be able to make all the food they need . A CP3O type robot is wearing a Daisy chain on it's head while a Native American rides a giant crow. All set in that blurry world of Zack Snyder's who really should get a eye test and is probably driving illegally