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Honestly? It's pretty good. Leslie Nielsen was better, but Liam Neeson does a surprisingly good job playing a super-serious cop. This was a remake I was more than willing to watch. It keeps the spirit of the original trilogy by having a completely ridiculous plot, over the top villains, and a clumsy main character. Most of the jokes are pretty funny, and I found myself enjoying them. If you liked the old trilogy, you're probably going to like this one. But wow, all these comments by anti-woke bros complaining about there not being enough female nudity and how they can't offend others anymore with bigoted remarks ... yikes.

The movie shoots, but misses every shot. Plot? Stupid. Characters? Unlikable. Acting? Awful. CGI? Lots. Quality of CGI? Meh. The actual dinosaurs? Side characters. But ... the actual dinosaurs? About as intimidating as pugs. Don't waste your time with this movie. Watch Jurassic Park again. You won't be disappointed.

Don't make the same mistake I did, Don't throw away two hours of your lives watching this. Trust me, You'll regret it immediately.