anon_dude

Mr. Dr. Michael "Morbucks" Morbius is supremely written and ebulliently and expertly portrayed by Jared Leetoo, whose prior experience in roles not dissimilar to that of Dr. Michelin "Morbonkers" Morbious serves him well in this new blockbuster. The opening weekend was simply stunning; people entered the theater preemptively crying tears of joy, even euphorically throwing their children at the ticket clerks in an attempt to gain hasty entry. The character of Mr. M'hael "Morbajillions" Morbois serves as an example to all humanity as to how to properly act; he is the penultimate hero, the perfection of the ideals set forth by such eminent real-life heroes as Mario and Elon Musk. Of course, a well-written character is nothing, is void as space, without a coherent plot, and this movie about Sir Mikey "Morblastinated" Morbionious provides yet another prime example. The main character, Michael "Da Big M" Morbilious, seeks to acquire the drip from his mortal enemy, Ugandan Knuckles (for those uneducated, a crossover from the new Sonk 2 movie). He acquires his goals through learning, math, true love, immense personal sacrifice, and Morbillions of dollars left to him by his deceased father (who owned an emerald mine in South Africa). After gaining the drip, Dr. Magongus "Morbelievable" Morbingus gives it up for the greater good, sacrificing himself to save the world (and he gives his Morbillions of Morbucks to his son, which is very kind and exemplary of how we should seek to be). Overall an excellent movie. I was literally crying tears of blood after watching Mr. Michael "Memeorbious" Morbius' insane performance, and I think my brain hemorrhaged. However, this has granted me a new outlook on life and I see the truth about life, the universe, and everything as a result. Morbius / 10, would watch Morgazillion more times if my medical bills weren't so expensive (Please give me some of your Morbucks Dr. Mikaell "Morbercifous" Morbius).