You May Not Kiss the Bride

2011

Action / Comedy / Crime / Romance

38
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 33% · 500 ratings
IMDb Rating 5.4/10 10 8249 8.2K

chicago, illinois helicopter dancer photographer kidnapping arranged marriage

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Plot summary

Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.

Director

Rob Hedden Photo
Rob Hedden

Top cast

Dave Annable Photo
Dave Annable as Bryan Lighthouse
Vinnie Jones Photo
Vinnie Jones as Brick
Kathy Bates Photo
Kathy Bates as Bryan's Mother
Tia Carrere Photo
Tia Carrere as Lani
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754.90 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
PG-13
Subtitles
24.000 fps
1 hr 39 min
Seeds 1
1.44 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
PG-13
Subtitles
24.000 fps
1 hr 39 min
Seeds 3

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Marco P. 3 / 10

A solid cast can’t rescue this comedy-romance-adventure from

A solid cast can’t rescue this comedy-romance-adventure from its mediocrity, starting with the Mad Lib–like premise of a “pet photographer” forced to marry a “mobster’s daughter” and then save her from a “kidnapping.” ? Once the story jets off to Hawaii… ehhhrrr Tahiti, you can at least coast on the eye candy: tropical landscapes, pretty women, and sun-drenched scenery doing all the heavy lifting. Then it devolves into an extended, borderline-insufferable chase sequence where the bad guys fire off about 1,000 bullets and somehow manage to miss every single time. ? New characters pop in to keep things afloat — Rob Schneider shows up as Tia Carrere’s cousin (…sure), as a delightfully unhinged helicopter pilot who manages to land a few laughs. Overall, the movie is occasionally amusing, but it leans so hard on contrived scenarios and relies on a weak lead to pull it off. I think it may have worked with a much stronger lead, one with more charisma and better comedic timing and if they had dialed back on the endless chase scenes.
Reviewed by Rj B 8 / 10

A surprisingly good independent movie that moves along

A surprisingly good independent movie that moves along at a good pace. Has a silly tone that makes for a lot of laughs with a lot of heart. Think Romancing The Stone. Great ensemble cast with Rob Schneider, Mena Suvari, Vinnie Jones, Stephen Tobolowsky, and Kathy Bates, Very enjoyable.
Reviewed by Koi P 6 / 10

Cute. Mildly entertaining. Has some funny moments. More

Cute. Mildly entertaining. Has some funny moments. More 80's humor than contemporary. Enjoyed the cast.
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