horrible movie, not worth watching

Not enough tits.

Probably the best worst movie of all time. Acting was awful. Watch the various stages of Mustache growth on the hero from full to half to gone to full to gone. See how Gumby's mom does her first topless seen. And the Magic totem in the cigar box that nobody wants to talk about. MST3K would have very little do since this absurd movie writes itself into a corner. As the producer explains "this thing lost its wheels in the first five minutes and we kept driving" A must for bad movie night

Flurby gunzortu jumkili!