Vampire humaniste cherche suicidaire consentant

2023 [FRENCH]

Comedy / Drama / Fantasy / Horror

26
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 90% · 86 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 87% · 100 ratings
IMDb Rating 7.0/10 10 12787 12.8K

friendship suicide suicide attempt vampire bite hunger

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Plot summary

Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem: she's too sensitive to kill. When her exasperated parents cut off her blood supply, Sasha's life is in jeopardy. Luckily, she meets Paul, a lonely teenager with suicidal tendencies who is willing to give his life to save hers. But their friendly agreement soon becomes a nocturnal quest to fulfill Paul's last wishes before day breaks.

Director

Ariane Louis-Seize Photo
Ariane Louis-Seize

Top cast

Marie Brassard Photo
Marie Brassard as Victorine, Aunt
Marc Beaupré Photo
Marc Beaupré as Rico-Berlingot, clown
Sebastien Beaulac Photo
Sebastien Beaulac as Client bowling
Madeleine Péloquin Photo
Madeleine Péloquin as Sandrine
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839.62 MB
1280*534
French 2.0
Unrated
us  dk  fi  fr  no  sv  
23.976 fps
1 hr 31 min
Seeds 11
1.68 GB
1920*800
French 5.1
Unrated
us  dk  fi  fr  no  sv  
23.976 fps
1 hr 31 min
Seeds 51

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by CinemaSerf 7 / 10

“Here, take a wet wipe…”. It’s a messy

“Here, take a wet wipe…”. It’s a messy business being a vampire, unless you are the accomplished piano-playing busker “Sasha” (Sara Montpetit) who has absolutely no inclination to hunt or feed. Instead she relies on her parents filling the fridge with bags of blood. Eventually, though, they decide that she has to be able to fend for herself and so pack her off to stay with “Denise” (Noémie O’Farrell) who has promised that she won’t get a drop. Meantime, “Paul” (Félix-Antoine Bénard) is having a tough time working at a bowling alley where he is bullied relentlessly by “Henry” (Arnaud Vachon) to the point where he repeatedly considers jumping off a (not very high) roof! “Sasha” spots “Paul” and reckons that they can quite literally kill two bats with one stone if they enter into a mutually agreeable pact. Thing is, even with a willing victim she just hasn’t the fangs for it, so what can she do before she just dies of hunger? I think this might actually be my favourite block-sucking film, as both of these hapless characters are engagingly delivered and supported by a solid cast depicting frustrated and bemused family members. The dialogue is really quite good fun, especially from the drippy “Paul” and the vision of a full grown distant cousin of Dracula sitting on the sofa drinking blood from a pouch as if it were one of those isotonic power drinks would make Christopher Lee turn in his own six feet of earth. Their solution isn’t so very daft, either, and I reckon there could be space for a sequel here. Good fun.
Reviewed by amandalhua 7 / 10

Unique and Surprisingly Heartfelt

This film offers a fresh twist on the vampire genre, blending heartfelt moments with a unique premise. It does a great job at balancing humor with darker themes, making it more than just a quirky concept. The characters feel well-developed and help keep you engaged, even through some slower sections. While the pacing lags here and there, the overall experience is enjoyable and keeps you rooting for the protagonists. The unexpected warmth in the relationships gives the movie a charm that sets it apart from more traditional vampire stories. Definitely worth checking out if you're after something a bit different!
Reviewed by adhara-90661 8 / 10

What are we doing in shadows when we aren't into killing

I absolutely, completely fell in love with the Sara and Felix duo. Both actors had amazing chemistry and were a highlight of the movie.

I liked the movie story, it was interesting and quirky in a funny, not annoying way, but I believe the main characters actors were the things that took a shine here.

It was hard not to root for them and a good ending. I even forgot that I was supposed to hate Paul for something he did during PE... no spoilers tho.

I was prepared to watch a horror movie, and although it wasn't a real horror I still enjoyed it, and I'm glad I picked it. Lately, it's hard to find a movie that leaves me thinking "Yup, finally something good and worth watching" instead of feeling like I just lost time.

I recommend it from the bottom of my heart.

And now... I'm going to check absolutely everything with Sara and Felix in it!

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