Two If by Sea

1996

Action / Comedy / Crime / Romance

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Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 13% · 30 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 23% · 5K ratings
IMDb Rating 5.3/10 10 6905 6.9K

island boston, massachusetts car thief painting romcom romantic comedy

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Plot summary

Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that last job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. Frank takes Roz to an island on the coast of New England, where he wants to sell the painting and also hopes that their sagging relationship will get a positive push back up. Not everything goes as planned.

Director

Bill Bennett Photo
Bill Bennett

Top cast

Sandra Bullock Photo
Sandra Bullock as Roz
Denis Leary Photo
Denis Leary as Francis 'Frank' O'Brien
Jonathan Tucker Photo
Jonathan Tucker as Todd
Gia Carides Photo
Gia Carides as Joan Rappaport
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1 hr 36 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by John S. 6 / 10

I found this somewhat entertaining. Was it great

I found this somewhat entertaining. Was it great? Nope! Was it good? Kinda. Plot is just OK. Comedy is slapstick-ish. Acting is good, given the somewhat bizarre characters. Bottom line? I didn't feel I wasted my time watching it.
Reviewed by Blu B 4 / 10

Bad heist movie, bad romcom, bad movie in

Bad heist movie, bad romcom, bad movie in general. Leary & Bullock don't really have any chemistry at all but the meandering subpar dialouge weighs it down even further. Kotto is great and the only good thing in the entire film. I got 2 laughs in the entire thing. Everything else is flat at best. the acting in general is terrible. The editing and pacing is terrible as well. This is trying to be a romcom with two actors who have no chemistry at all and a heist movie that is completely jumbled and unfocused. The whole sideplot with the kid and Leary is completely pointless and none of it ties together at all well. Honestly everything in the middle of this film in general becomes completely incoherent. It's not clear how any of it really fits together. The music is boring generic stuff. The cinematography isn't good either. It reminds me of something like Funny Farm visually or a Hallmark movie. It looks pretty at times, but the direction in general is pretty basic, the setting isn't that memorable, and the scenes themselves just aren't that funny, interesting or charming. Skip this.
Reviewed by Munkhjargal A 10 / 10

In this movie, she has a thief boyfriend

In this movie, she has a thief boyfriend and goes on a journey to escape from people. he didn't expect the trip to change everything. While they were running away, they mingled with the people of the village, but someone followed them. this movie can show that things start to change even unexpectedly. The director directed the movie very well and it became a movie that understood the hearts of the audience.
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