★ 1 / 10
Yikes...
christophersouza
While I appreciate that effort that any indie film maker goes thru to make something creative, yikes this was a tough movie to finish! Incredibly terrible and…
While I appreciate that effort that any indie film maker goes thru to make something creative, yikes this was a tough movie to finish! Incredibly terrible and really doesn't make any sense. Story follows an older hippie couple that start filming their daily life for a few days leading up to their anniversary party. Strange events and some really bad CGI begin to happen. I don't know what else to say...Positives:
Free on Tubi
Only 77min
The couple seem nice
Great bonfireNegatives:
Story
Dialogue
Acting
CGI
Overuse of the word "Darling"It was free on Tubi or Fawesome. 77min and released 2023.
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★ 1 / 10
How low can you go?
suzannebainbridge
We need to be able to start leaving negative scores as some films just really need it. Absolute and I cannot put the word in I want to use as it will block…
We need to be able to start leaving negative scores as some films just really need it.
Absolute and I cannot put the word in I want to use as it will block this review.
Everyone who has left a positive comment is either employed or a family member of the cast and crew. The acting is abysmal, the syrupy sweetness of this old hippy couple is enough to make your teeth rot. The "creatures" only come towards the end of the film and up till then you have to put up with a banal plot line and as for the whatever the things are supposed to be at the end I've seen scarier things in Scooby Doo.
I can only hope that those making this pointless film learned from it and will not repeat the same mistakes.
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★ 1 / 10
The Why Incident
tmccull52
Take two aging hippies, some video equipment, a toy owl, and add terrible acting, and an even worse script and dialogue, and ypu get "The Who Incident". I…
Take two aging hippies, some video equipment, a toy owl, and add terrible acting, and an even worse script and dialogue, and ypu get "The Who Incident". I would have prefered "The Why Incident", or "The How Incident"... as in how did this dips**t movie ever get made, or why did anyone think that this turdfest should have been made.
Ron and Jan are the aging hippies, and they are so syrupy/sappy sweet towards one another as to make you want to barf. No couple ever talks to each other in this saccharine drivel. These two make Ozzie and Harriet Nelson seem like members of the Manson Family. Well, Ron and Jan are planning on throwing themselves an "epic" anniversary party, and Ron wants to video-record EVERYTHING in the days leading up to this stellar bash. Ron has an older video camera, and Jan has special glasses with a camera built in.
Ron finds a box with some of his dad's things in it, including "Owly the Owl" has father's favorite childhood toy. The paranormal hijinks begin with Owly activating itself all on it's own after having been dormant for decades. Then, Ron starts getting messages from his deceased father. Next, Ron starts experiencing lapses or loss of time. He loses three hours that he has no memory of passing.
I would tell you more about this movie, but I can't. I turned it off about a third of the way through. The "actors" playing Ron and Jan give arguably the worst performances that I've ever seen. They may as well have stood facing one another and reading their lines off of cue cards that the other was holding up. Any positive reviews of this rancid bowel movement of a movie had to have come from members of the cast and crew, and/or their immediate family and friends. No one not connected to it could watch this abomination and give it more than one star.
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4.5/10
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@BaitClicker You nailed it!!! :))))