The VelociPastor

2018

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

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Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 59% · 17 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 71% · 500 ratings
IMDb Rating 5.1/10 10 12080 12.1K

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Plot summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

Director

Brendan Steere Photo
Brendan Steere

Top cast

Daniel Steere Photo
Daniel Steere as Father Stewart
Voltaire Photo
Voltaire as Altair
Claire Hsu Photo
Claire Hsu as Chinese Villager
Greg Cohan Photo
Greg Cohan as Doug Jones
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651.29 MB
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23.976 fps
1 hr 10 min
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650.54 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
Not Rated
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23.976 fps
1 hr 10 min
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1.18 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 10 min
Seeds 10

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Justin T 2 / 10

I don't know much about God." "I don't

"I don't know much about God." "I don't know much about dinosaurs." Why couldn't they at least attempt the infamous car in fire VFX. Apart from the dragon/velociraptor looking terrible they don't commit to the bad VFX joke. I liked the Grindhouse vibe and music. It's really not good but it is generally engaging and actually well made but made deliberately bad which makes it less fun. The tonal shifts are painful, going from actually well made film to garbage within the same scene. Tragic waste of talent.
Reviewed by Sarah P 10 / 10

Absolute fucking must see, best 75 minutes of

Absolute fucking must see, best 75 minutes of my life, only thing that has ever come close to this movie for me personally in my opinion in Meth Gator (2024) from the year 2024 on march the 25th with an exact runtime of 85 minutes which equates to one hour and 25 minutes or roughly 5100 seconds, and Killer Sofa. This movie was the best movie oat of all time and i stand by that in my own opinion personally imo Interstellar aint got shi on this masterpiece
Reviewed by Jade L 8 / 10

Do not come in expecting a serious film

Do not come in expecting a serious film. This is one of those projects made simply for the joy of making, and that's all I need. It's a ridiculous concept built on a shoestring budget and the film knows this and leans into it. Absolutely delightful, a simple story, you're mostly there for the gags. One of my favorite B-level films(if it's even that idk). 4 stars!
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