The Night Watchmen

2017

Action / Comedy / Horror

7
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 86% · 7 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 66% · 100 ratings
IMDb Rating 5.4/10 10 3092 3.1K

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Plot summary

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

Director

Mitchell Altieri Photo
Mitchell Altieri

Top cast

James Remar Photo
James Remar as Randall
Marisol Correa Photo
Marisol Correa as Vampire
Diona Reasonover Photo
Diona Reasonover as Penny
Tiffany Shepis Photo
Tiffany Shepis as Stacy
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
892.39 MB
1280*534
English 2.0
TV-MA
Subtitles
25 fps
1 hr 37 min
Seeds 4
1.79 GB
1920*800
English 5.1
TV-MA
Subtitles
25 fps
1 hr 37 min
Seeds 4

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Kamurai 2 / 10

Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend

Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat them like zombies. This is literally a "fast zombie" / infected movie, but instead, they call them vampires because they can't handle sunlight. I have a very long statement about what vampires were, what they've become, what they mean, and what they should be, but honestly this movie isn't worth it here in this review. Just avoid it, unless you've run out of zombie movies to watch.
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Reviewed by Tweetienator 6 / 10

Funny Bloodfeast

Nice little vampire horror comedy - a clown vampire got a really big appetite and a bunch of night watchmen are trying to stop him on his killing spree. Not outstanding but still got some nice effects and funny moments, with some lengths in the end.

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