The Machine
2023
Action / Comedy
The Machine
2023
Action / Comedy
31%
TOMATOMETER
· 26 reviews
86%
AUDIENCE
· 500 ratings
5.7/10
18.4K
Plot summary
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Director
Top cast
Mark Hamill as Albert
Rita Bernard-Shaw as Ashley
Bert Kreischer as Bert
Mercedes De La Cruz as Teacher
Tech specs
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB 1080p.WEB.x265 2160p.WEB.x265 1.01 GB
1280*536
English 2.0
R
Comments 17
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
The flash 2023
Is the 4k version skipping randomly for anyone else? Seems to be happening every minute or so for me.
found the 1080p version froze up near the end, tried on 2 different computers
Just watched this. Not my kind of show at all. The so called comedy in this is not funny at all.
Around 43.50 you see a Russian JVCD zombie poster. It's one of the best WTF moments i had with movies in recent years. This movie gets a 10/10 for that alone.
gross
Watchin this,? Waste your time
It's cool, I liked it. Sometimes movies like this, takes the edge off.
slow DL....
Is Anakin in this too?
Can't download, failed to get torrent always appear,
Finally, a hero with a realistic body.
Even downloading it from here makes it too expensive to be worth watching.
thanks!!!
Any movie with Luke Skywalker in it is worth watching.
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Burt kreischer is a total hack. Noone likes him and he is unfunny. Just remember this is Joe rogans boy and this bs story is why this movie sucks.