Well it took a couple of tries but I finally mustered the courage to sit through this unusual film. It is the only film I have seen from low budget auteur Andy Milligan. Of course I have heard of The Rats Are Coming, the Werewolves are here and what a great title for a film that is but I have not seen it. As for this monstrosity it's okay. Lead vampire Reverend Ford is ably played by Gavin Reed. He is well spoken and suitably aristocratic. One must also mention, if not give high marks to, the three green ladies who say, "Hello." They are all vampires, more or less, but for some reason only these three are green. Well possibly there are different kinds of vampires and they are a different kind than the rest. Then there is Spool the hunchback. One kind of knows what to expect from him. One character tries to get him to help her by showing him some kindness and he does try to help her even though it doesn't work out. And that is one of the few things I liked about this charming piece of dreck. Basically the bad guys (if you want to call them that) win. I think a lot of folks who watch vampire films are rooting for the vampires. It is always a terrible shame when the bland hero and heroine triumph so this makes a nice change. It seems the reverend and his clan are successful. It seems like the reverend wanted Susan and Paul to just lie there dead and be found by the police but it looks as though both become vampires and they decide to occupy the house now that everyone else has gone. Anyway not a great film but enjoyable enough. As I said in my title at least it's short. If a film is not so good at least one can say you did not waste 120 minutes on it. If I am not mistaken this one is about an hour and twenty minutes, which seems like the right length for it.