★ 8 / 10
It is 80s action movies like this that
R T
it is 80s action movies like this that shaped anti Muslim beliefs in America there are towns that would be fearful of a car full of Middle Eastern looking ppl.…
it is 80s action movies like this that shaped anti Muslim beliefs in America there are towns that would be fearful of a car full of Middle Eastern looking ppl. the terrorists are very badass in this film pulling some awesome driving like running over a old man w a walking cane. Chuck Conners who is in hot pursuit runs over the dead body & doesn't even slow down much just long enough to look back at how mangled he made it under tire. the terrorists in route to a high school detention class do Halo level rocket launcher shots hitting helicopters & machine gunning medium size town pedestrians. they do a good job of using various exploitation genres w a 80s high school shtick. this movie makes Muslim ppl look terrible. watching it is obvious why plenty of wht boomers are fearful of Arabs. Aziz Ansari would probably hate watch it a couple of times then keep the VHS bc it's insulting but really bc deep down he knows it's pretty good. highly recommend for ppl w a dark sense of humor. you'll be lucky if you did.
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★ 4 / 10
The Breakfast Club Versus Smelly, Unshaven Terrorists
Scott_Mercer
I remember catching this on some nondescript cable channel not long after it was made. Wasn't really looking for this movie, or anything in particular, and…
I remember catching this on some nondescript cable channel not long after it was made. Wasn't really looking for this movie, or anything in particular, and this caught me and my friends by surprise with its low budget ridiculousness and awesome badness. (You can tell it's low budget because they destroy the same 1971 Pontiac Le Mans about three times: once by crashing it, once by shooting it, then crashing it, and once by firing a rocket at it and blowing it up.)
First of all, the premise at its core is ridiculous. To wit, bad guy terrorists attack Indiana by sneaking over the Canadian border. Say what? And they pass by juicier targets to attack East Dirt, Indiana?
The endless chase scene is in fact a sight to behold. I do remember, some 20 years later, the scene after the chase is over, where the stone-faced Chuck Connors gets out of his police car, surveying the landscape of destruction that has just been wrought, and muttering with all the gravitas he can possibly muster, "Dear Jesus."
It seems like everybody and his uncle thought they could make an action movie in the Eighties, and this movie is the proof. Just get a few generic Arab terrorists (what country are they from? Who cares! They're dirty, and evil and unshaven! That's all the matters!), some blank ammunition, several tons of explosives, and a number of old sedans painted to look like police cars that can be wrecked/crashed/raced/chased/blown up. I guess they couldn't throw the police cars down the side of mountain while exploding, in a classic movie gambit, because they were in Indiana where the topography was completely flat.
The fact that they throw the classroom full of stereotyped high school students into the mix, in an effort to mix The Breakfast Club and Red Dawn together with the usual action movie shenanigans and explosions that makes this film oh so sublimely, transcendently BAD! Plus the fact they disappear for like HALF AN HOUR of the movie for the longest chase scene this side of the original Gone in Sixty Seconds, where we are treated to the destruction of the economically depressed downtown of Kokomo, Indiana (but my question is, how can you tell? It's like the old joke: terrorists attacked downtown Kokomo, Indiana today, causing 10 million dollars of improvements).
This may not be The Best Worst Movie, but it's getting close. The makers of Troll 2, acclaimed as probably the most sublime Badfilm of the 1990's, at least had an excuse: they couldn't speak English! What's the problem with the people who made this movie? They weren't aware that Indiana is not on the Canadian border? They had no problem with showing the good guy cop running over the corpse of a dead old man? They had to alternate comic relief with gratuitous violence (town drunk stumbling along downtown street avoids getting shot, then guy in phone booth gets his brains splattered all over the glass a second later).
Yes, this is prime Badfilm. Recommended to all Mystery Science Theater 3000 devotees. I've gotta get a VHS of this sucker! Or, check on the internet, you might just find a copy of it on there somewhere.
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★ 3 / 10
The breakfast club battle terrorists
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When looking at some films that a friend of mine had picked up,i saw the cover to what looked like a fun 80s action movie.Sadly when the end credits started,I…
When looking at some films that a friend of mine had picked up,i saw the cover to what looked like a fun 80s action movie.Sadly when the end credits started,I felt very disappointed,
The Plot:
A group of terrorists try to blow up a nuclear power plant in Indiana.But when they fail to blow it up,they end up running to a near-by high school,where the only people their are a teacher and a group of teens are doing detention.
The terrorists decide to take all of the students as hostages,and demand a bus and a privet jet,so that they can get home.Sadly for the terrorists some of the teens are going to do their best,to make sure they don't get away.
View on the film:
Screenplay:
The screenplay is by Chuck Rose has a good idea at how to mix different types of films,by doing a Commando-style action movie,with Breakfast Club style teens being involved.Sadly, Rose's mix is let down by the very poor direction.
Direction:
Director Peter Maris sadly seems to be on a mission to kill any sense of fun that the film could have,with the main centre of the movie being a plodding forty minute(!) car chase,that I can easily say is one of the most boring and slowest chase scenes that I have ever seen in a film.
Final view on the film:
A clever,fun plot that's let down by a terrible director.
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@monroville: I love TRAXX, a really fun movie that I wish was released in something other than VHS. "Toilets are clogged, everybody out!"