Shark Exorcist

2014

Action / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller

4
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 26% · 50 ratings
IMDb Rating 1.4/10 10 2258 2.3K

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Plot summary

A demonic nun unleashes HOLY HELL when she summons the devil to possess a MAN-EATING SHARK!!

Director

Top cast

James Balsamo as Randy
Roni Jonah as Nancy Chase
Donald Farmer as Brian Bennett
Glynne Blackwell as Michelle
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648.08 MB
1280*544
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 10 min
Seeds 1
1.18 GB
1920*816
English 2.0
M
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23.976 fps
1 hr 10 min
Seeds 8

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Generic M 1 / 10

It still baffles me that this absolute trash

It still baffles me that this absolute trash had a 300,000+ budget put into it. All I can say is, this is just unwatchable garbage. I cannot recommend this movie any further.
Reviewed by BRizz 2 1 / 10

Shark Exorcist — A Classic Disaster Okay, buckle

Shark Exorcist — A Classic Disaster Okay, buckle up — Shark Exorcist opens with a nun praying to Satan while tossing a dismembered girl’s body into the water for the “demonic shark” to eat. Yeah, that’s the opening scene. And the shark? It doesn’t even look real. Not a real shark, not even decent CGI — just some awful animated clip. The shark doesn’t attack anyone on-screen at first; they just suggest it does. So right away, you know you’re in for a train wreck. When the shark does attack, it’s basically just a girl splashing in the water. You never actually see the shark bite anyone — you just see blood on the girl afterward. It’s honestly one of the worst shark movies I’ve ever seen. Then the movie slows to a crawl with endless dialogue, until finally we get to the exorcist part — someone coming to cast the demon out of the shark. Which, by the way, sounds unnecessary because the shark is already vicious and violent on its own. The shark is barely in the movie, and when it does show up, it’s just those stupid cartoon eyes underwater — which doesn’t even look like real water, more like a weird port or something. It’s so ridiculously bad. Honestly, I swear sometimes I should just stop watching these stupid movies. But hey, I keep doing it so you don’t have to suffer through this mess.
Reviewed by Jocelyn C 10 / 10

This is peak cinema. Cannot express how much

This is peak cinema. Cannot express how much this is an absolute must see. Unique take on camera angles and phenomenal acting. Overall, 10/10 will be watching again!
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