There's no way this needs 600 characters I hate that requirement! Anyway this about helping a guy that's had a lot of bad luck or at least believes that his private area has cursed him and he's quite negative throughout the movie. The acting, dialogue and some of it is ridiculous but it's entertaining enough. The main cast is one of the best things but the bulk is a mess, way to much is negative. One of few times I understand the ratings, Sex Guaranteed is barely a Guarantee it only has a few sweetness especially with Zade she's lovely. Stephen Dorff is wonderful, him and Zade save the movie from being a total train wreck I wanted to like it more this is one of the worst comedies out there!