After reading the reviews here, curiosity got the better of me and I had to see it for myself. There is no doubt it' s supposed to be about the Jersey Devil, as it's mentioned about 50 times in the opening. I'll call everyone by their movie name, because why does it even matter?

The first thing I noticed is when Alex shows Sarah his phone, the text message was supposed to be from a year prior, the last message he got from Kelsey, yet the messages both say sent and read, today 5:20 PM, so I knew what I was in for.

A bunch of stuff happens that doesn't matter and they go back to the site to find Kelsey a year later. The guide that shows up in seconds somehow and they go looking. I still haven't figured out how Alex got so tangled up in a tree stump from falling down a hill that he had to be cut out of it. Fast forward through some more stuff that doesn't matter and they end up at what seems to be the only house in the vicinity. Meanwhile, their boss (I guess) has no idea where they are, goes to the middle of nowhere to look for them in the middle of the night in the woods with a flashlight and meets her demise. Well, ok then. The guy who owns the house has Kelsey held hostage in the basement in a room that looks like Fort Knox. Sarah somehow magically opens the door. The guy who owns the house is pretending to be the Jersey Devil. Or is he? I don't know, they don't know either apparently. Kelsey does a bad job of fake tripping and falling down from here on out.

So many people were getting knocked out, punched out, butted with the stock of a rifle or hit across the head that I'm surprised the whole cast didn't have concussions. Everyone did an alright job as far as acting goes, except for the two lead girls. Sarah was an absolute plank of wood...with a bad haircut to boot.