The ultimate geezer teaser

Battlefield Earth meets Die Hard....

Guns n Roses is better. Cause "Take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me home".

i love this comment section more than anything in this whole site

Somebody pull my eyes out.. What the f am i seeing

Vinnie Barbarino vs The Man With No Brain: A Match Made in Hollyweird

Take me down to Paradise City, where the heads are bald and the acting sh|tty...

perfecto.only nicolas cage is missing:-)

even the cover pic sucks haha

LOOK Travolta. He keeps re-inventing himself. I actually thought that was Randy Couture, thats John.

If Bruce Willis is really suffering from a declining mental health, then kudos to him for continuing to do what he enjoys, regardless of all the critics. It wasn't a terrible movie at all. I wouldn't wish that kind of mental decline on anybody. It's hard on everybody.

If only Bruce had stuck to making Xmas movies instead... like Die Hard

Terrible acting and low budget movie, even John revolting couldn't save it. Save your bandwidth

I hope I died before I watched this piece of shyt!

never fear. bruce willis sold his face to a cgi company so we'll never run dry.

thanks!!!

Kindest thing to do is to pretend we didn't see this steaming pile and let them collect the pay cheques.

This is actually Bruce Willis' last movie, he's retiring after it because of his disease.

Gracias

don't download, it seems Tarvolta is infected by the Bruce virus!!