Mistletoe in Montana

2021

Action / Drama / Romance

5
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 80%
IMDb Rating 5.3/10 10 631 631

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Plot summary

Merry, who owns the ranch, has been unlucky in love, but that's about to change when a single father, Mark, and his two kids book the ranch for Christmas week. Adventure is on the menu, the holiday spirit is everywhere, and love is in the air.

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Michael Grant Terry as Freddy James
Hero Hunter as Timmy Aguilar
Duane Henry as Mark Aguilar
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Rosalyne F 2 / 10

I will need medical attention for my eyeballs

I will need medical attention for my eyeballs since the eye rolling was excessive. Don't they have people on their movie staff that ensure quality?... where things make sense? From the opening scene, Merry on horseback prancing in circles around other horses literally doing nothing. This movie is so empty of activities that make sense... an 11 year old could make a better movie. In the scene where the Christmas tree they cut down (it's a ragged country tree) is being dragged behind the horse, you get a good look at the tree... which cuts to the next scene where a perfectly shaped tree with tight branches stands in the corner and I mean it's not even close. It's actually comical how bad this movie is. The likelihood of this romantic pairing is non-existent (imagine a traditional Inuit who traps, eats blubber and lives in a hut on the frozen tundra and Barbie falling in love) I didn't make it half way through... just couldn't subject myself to any more torture.
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Reviewed by jimm-derby 5 / 10

If Bridgerton and Yellowstone extras made a bad Xmas movie in an empty MT field, did it really happen?

Okay, I am always down for MJH, and honestly she looked GREAT in this one. I mean, she is looking fine in those cowgirl duds, even though there's no way she could saddle a horse or pitch hay in that some of those, erm, form fitting outfits she's wearing. That said, most of the previous commenters hit all the worst goofs: No snow, bad night filters, weird cowboy costumes, lack of chemistry, low production values (the beautiful scenery notwithstanding). I forgot Kellie Martin directed, I thought MJ was pulling double duty but her stuff is more self assured. Keep workin KM you'll get there.

The "square dance" was the low point for me, it felt more like a drunken house party if the drank was Hawaiian Punch laced with Nyquil. But really there was no energy in this one at all. Zero heat between Merry and Mark (and I realize this is a family film but zzzzzz indeed). I guess the frigidity is to substitute for winter weather? And the attempts at comedy were just sad. Oh no he threw the ax! Everybody duck! Oh look he cant ride a horse yuk yuk....

Biggest disappointment: The city slicker heartthrob is a Brit. For some reason, it made the dynamic between him and Merry weird. The one clip from the preview ("Just a buncha yahoos and giddyups") gave no clue he was English, and it ruined the movie for me. I love a British accent as much as anybody, but it just made things awkward. I was intrigued by an interracial romance, but between the clashing accents, wooden dialogue, and the fact that Duane is literally twice MJ's height undermined whatever romantic connection they were trying to emulate. Only the french toast scene came close to anything resembling a spark. Alas, there's only so much froth one can whip up with a whisk....

Much like the fake starfields previously mentioned, I kept waiting for the stars to morph into something like a winged horse or a polar bear or something, but they just twinkled a 110w glow as the would be lovers stared blankly at the green screen.

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