Lowdown Dirty Criminals

2020

Action / Comedy / Crime

4
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 71% · 7 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 71%
IMDb Rating 4.3/10 10 242 242

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Plot summary

Freddy and Marvin have their sights set on a future filled with “monies and honeys”, believing that a life of crime and debauchery will get them there. Unfortunately, living a life of crime comes with consequences. When a series of straightforward jobs are botched, they cross paths with their most intimidating enemy yet, The Upholsterer. The ensuing chaos caused by her two henchmen Semo and Royon their hunt to find the boys forces them to reconsider their careers as criminals.

Director

Paul Murphy Photo
Paul Murphy

Top cast

Shane Rangi Photo
Shane Rangi as Barry
Rebecca Gibney Photo
Rebecca Gibney as The Upholsterer
James Rolleston Photo
James Rolleston as Freddy
Robbie Magasiva Photo
Robbie Magasiva as Semo
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794.6 MB
1280*522
English 2.0
MA15+
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23.976 fps
1 hr 26 min
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1.59 GB
1920*784
English 5.1
MA15+
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23.976 fps
1 hr 26 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Peter W 4 / 10

Overall, opinions on a film like Lowdown Dirty

Overall, opinions on a film like Lowdown Dirty Criminals will most certainly vary. It has moments that feel witty and violent, but it can also feel slightly childish at other times.  Some moments rely on crude gags for shock value. Performances are ok, with actors Rebecca Gibney and Scott Wills being most memorable.  The fun audio mix also helps with the film's pace and creativity. This is not a film that I'll hold close to my heart or keep in my film collection; in fact, I fear it could all be forgotten by tomorrow.
Reviewed by name99-92-545389

Not everyone can be Tarantino or Richie

It's obvious why this movie got made: someone saw a bunch of movies by Quentin Tarantino or Guy Richie and thought "I can do that! How hard can it be?" Problem is, it actually IS hard! What makes those movies work is extremely sharp dialog, dialog smart enough that we kinda like something about these criminals, even if they are idiots, amoral, or both.If you don't have that dialog, all you have is a bunch of unpleasant twats doing unpleasant things. No laughter, no engagement. And when you no longer like the characters (and so no longer care if they live or die), even basic mechanical elements like tension and action no longer matter - who cares about the gun fight if, honestly, I'd be happy if some of the main characters were shot?
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