Kingdom of the Dinosaurs (2022) YTS

Reviewed by Peter McGinn 4 / 10

I watched most of this movie while exercising

I watched most of this movie while exercising on a stationary bike, so my time wasn’t wasted. I quickly realized that for some reason I was starting ten minutes into it, but it didn’t seem to matter. Judging from other reviews, they didn’t spend enough money on the dinosaur effects, but personally I would have liked to see them spend more on the script. The dinosaurs hunted, howled, bit and swallowed and that was good enough for me. But I got several smiles out of the cast running from the creatures and not closing the heavy doors behind them. I mean, never. Apparently some of the people were selected for the compound because of special skills or occupations, while a few of the ladies were picked for how they looked in low-cut blouses, I assume. And if they are low enough on food and medical supplies so that they have to leave the compound to stock up, they could take comfort from the fact that they still had a ready supply of mascara and other makeup. (My wife pointed out that they obviously didn’t get out much so of course they would still have plenty!) I guess they didn’t want to copy Jurassic Park by jeopardizing children, so they opted for an unborn baby instead. I can’t say I was drawn to like any of the characters, which had the advantage of making me less concerned about who ultimately survived. Okay, it isn’t a great movie, but it does try, bless it.

Reviewed by paul_m_haakonsen 2 / 10

Amazing how something like this gets greenlighted...

Right, well I don't really have to state that I wasn't exactly harboring much of any grand expectations to a movie with the title "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs", now do I? Yet, I still opted to watch the movie, regardless, as I believe in giving a movie a fair chance.And needless to say that writer and director Scott Jeffrey didn't exactly deliver a top notch movie here. The script and storyline in the movie was a rather generic, very much a rip off of the "Jurassic Park" concept idea genetic cloning of dinosaurs gone bad and the dinosaurs escape captivity. That was basically it, so you're not in for 80 minutes of rocket science here, should you opt to sit down and watch "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs".I was only familiar with two performers on the cast list, and that was Nicola Wright and Chrissie Wunna, both of which have an abundance of shoddy, questionable B movies on their resume. So you're not really in for 80 minutes of Shakespearian theater when you sit down to watch "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs", not that I was actually expecting much of any acting really.As a movie with dinosaurs, then having believable and realistic-looking, or at least as realistic as one can assume extinct dinosaurs would look, sound and feel, is definitely a must. Did they have that in "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs"? No. Of course they didn't. The CGI animated dinosaurs stood out like a sore thumb, and not even a blind man would buy into what was being shown on the screen. The CGI in the movie were atrocious, which is rather amazing for a movie made just last year.Actually, the best thing about "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs" was the movie's cover. Yeah, I kid you not.My rating of writer and director Scott Jeffrey's 2022 movie "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs" lands on a two out of ten stars.

Reviewed by rohitstpetek 2 / 10

Kingdom of the Dinosaurs

2022

Adventure / Sci-Fi

Kingdom of the Dinosaurs

2022

Adventure / Sci-Fi

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I watched most of this movie while exercising

Amazing how something like this gets greenlighted...

Absolute garbage

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