Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

2019

Action / Comedy / Sci-Fi / Thriller

9
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 87% · 15 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 76%
IMDb Rating 5.7/10 10 1270 1.3K

cia central intelligence agency (cia) computer virus virtual reality

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Plot summary

CIA agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the perilous mission of destroying “The Soviet Union!" As they enter the system using a VR simulation, their mission quickly turns into a delirious trap, far more complex than expected, as the fabric of reality starts unraveling around them.

Director

Miguel Llansó Photo
Miguel Llansó

Top cast

Denise Moreno Photo
Denise Moreno as Announcer / Psychobook voice
Bentley Kalu Photo
Bentley Kalu as Bafro / Kung-Fu Masters
Graham Dickson Photo
Graham Dickson as Palmer Eldritch / Roy Mascarone / Mr. Sophistication / Jiminy / La Gucci / Warriors
Anne Wittman Photo
Anne Wittman as Professor / Stalin's Assistant
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754.43 MB
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23.976 fps
1 hr 22 min
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1.51 GB
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752.62 MB
1280*688
English 2.0
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24 fps
1 hr 21 min
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1.51 GB
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24 fps
1 hr 21 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Logan D 8 / 10

In a dystopian 1982, top CIA asset Gagano

In a dystopian 1982, top CIA asset Gagano (Daniel Tadesse), a hunchbacked, vertically challenged secret agent, dreams of opening a pizza food truck on the beach with his wife. His dream is delayed when a virus named Stalin infects the agency's low budget computer system. A multi-national co-production spanning Spain, Estonia, Ethiopia, Latvia, the UK, and Romania, this cyberpunk spy spoof eschews traditional film structure for a dream logic that constantly breaks it's own rules. A very bizarre film that features stop-motion photo animation once the characters enter the network using VR. Cheap cardboard masks of persons such as Robert Redford and Joseph Stalin are worn by inhabitants of this virtual world and a kung fu Jesus also makes an appearance. It's bizarre and unhinged. I enjoyed it immensely. Tadesse delivers a wonderful monologued narration midway thru.
Reviewed by Damien H 1 / 10

I can tell what they were trying to

I can tell what they were trying to aim for here but it just didn't work. Too convoluted a story, bad acting, and all around just bad. This is not an artistic masterpiece it's just trash.
Reviewed by Brad P 7 / 10

If you can't find something to love inside

If you can't find something to love inside of Miguel Llansó's first English-language film, you're probably just not a fan of experimental dystopian Afro-futurist kung fu science fiction spy thrillers. And it's perfectly okay if you just want to watch all of those things one at at time.
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