★ 2 / 10
Awful
vickypapagew
I have no words for that movie! Waste of time!!the plot was a mess,the actors as well!! Despite the fact that I have read the reviews of the others I was…
I have no words for that movie! Waste of time!!the plot was a mess,the actors as well!! Despite the fact that I have read the reviews of the others I was curious to watch it! Unfortunately they were right and it was totally waste of time!!
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★ 3 / 10
This movie could have been better
jeromyburggraf
I gave this movie 3 stars for these reasons 1. The women actresses are all hotties 2. It reminded me of an 80's B-movie minus the nudity which this needed…
I gave this movie 3 stars for these reasons
1. The women actresses are all hotties
2. It reminded me of an 80's B-movie minus the nudity which this needed about every 5 minutes to keep it interesting
3. The credits were definitely a highlight.... why didn't the director use those effects during the movie?
Anyways this movie was really lame
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★ 3 / 10
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S_Soma
I sometimes wish that horror wasn't my genre of choice. I get the sense that there's something about appallingly bad horror movies that makes them especially…
I sometimes wish that horror wasn't my genre of choice. I get the sense that there's something about appallingly bad horror movies that makes them especially easy to mass-produce and, no matter how bad they are, still make a profit. The net result of all this is that I end up watching a disproportionately large volume of really bad movies. No one to blame but myself, I suppose.
So here's the complex and cerebral plot of HELL OF A NIGHT: couple of young girls playing in a closet with that always dangerous and volatile source of so much supernatural misery, the Ouija board, "accidentally" summon up an evil spirit. From that point forward, the evil spirit attacks anybody that gets involved with that house. Most of the movie takes place with a subsequent occupant of the house, a cutie pie college girl. Fortunately, the evil spirit is of the Equal Opportunity variety and is quite happy to attack not only the cutie pie but also a small collection of evildoers that seek to victimize the cutie pie for her supposed hidden wealth.
Yeah, I know. You could write this stuff yourself. Add in stilted, wooden acting throughout and voilà: HELL OF A NIGHT.
I can grudgingly admit that, where most movies of HELL OF A NIGHT's caliber rate a 1/10, HELL OF A NIGHT might possibly squeak up to a 3, but only because, very occasionally, some halfway decent music ACCIDENTALLY makes its way into the movie. Mostly the music is the usual straight-from-a-commercial-music-supply stuff that only vaguely correlates with the associated scene, but it does get better than that now and then.
The best part of the movie, and also somehow very telling, was in the end credits which identified individual Indiegogo contributors and gave thanks to, and I quote here, "The Lord Almighty (duh), Mom and Dad, Uncle Roger, and Grandmother Rose". Likely connected to this, I particularly enjoyed the fact that large parts of this particular show was literally "put on in the barn". Apocryphal, that.
I find movies that involve Ouija boards discomfiting. This is because Ouija was a former trademark belonging to Parker Brothers, erstwhile makers of the Ouija board, and currently it's a trademark of Hasbro, Inc. That's right, if you were ever looking for proof that toy companies are the work of the devil and the source of so much evil loosed upon mankind, there it is. G.I. Joe, Furby, Transformers and everybody from My Little Pony are all kissing cousins to the hell spawn spewing forth from Ouija boards everywhere. Makes you think, doesn't it? I'm not sure WHAT it makes you think, but it certainly makes you think SOMETHING.
Unless you have a personal life goal to watch every supernatural/horror picture ever made, no matter how awful, I'd recommend giving this one a pass.
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3.3/10
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