Hard Ticket to Hawaii

1987

Action / Comedy / Crime / Sci-Fi / Thriller

24
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 25% · 8 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 44% · 1K ratings
IMDb Rating 5.1/10 10 6281 6.3K

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Plot summary

A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.

Director

Top cast

Glen Chin as Earring
Andy Sidaris as Whitey the TV director
Ronn Moss as Rowdy Abilene
Patty Duffek as Pattycakes
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
784.36 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
R
23.976 fps
1 hr 36 min
Seeds 19
1.5 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
R
23.976 fps
1 hr 36 min
Seeds 26

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by DrMarty

How do you begin to describe a movie

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
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Reviewed by gridoon 6 / 10

Fun in spots, but could have been better

"Hard Ticket to Hawaii" is a movie that seems to have all the right ingredients, but somehow they never quite gel. There are beautiful, fit women in skimpy clothing or less, exotic locations, witty / corny dialogue ("If brains were bird crap, your cage would be clean"), killer frisbees (!), explosions, etc. But the pacing could have been snappier, the girls could have kicked more a$$ (the villainess-bodybuilder is definitely underused), and that snake is the fakest snake in the history of snakes! Still, Dona Speir handles her role with conviction and Hope Marie Carlton is just adorable. For all his flaws, Andy Sidaris remains one of the few American directors who love the girls-with-guns genre so much. (**1/2)

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