Guru, the Mad Monk

1970

Action / Horror

4
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 21% · 1K ratings
IMDb Rating 3.6/10 10 739 739

prison schizophrenia vampire murder priest held captive

Please enable your VPΝ when downloading torrents

If you torrent without a VPΝ, your ISP can see that you're torrenting and may throttle your connection and get fined by legal action!

Get Private VPΝ

Plot summary

A deranged 15th-century prison colony chaplain exploits his power to obtain funds for his church, including murder and graverobbing committed by his vampire mistress and one-eyed hunchback assistant.

Director

Andy Milligan Photo
Andy Milligan

Top cast

Irving Metzman Photo
Irving Metzman as Hans
Paul Lieber Photo
Paul Lieber as Carl
Stanley Herbert Photo
Stanley Herbert as Prison Guard
Billy Hoffman Photo
Billy Hoffman as Prison Guard
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
517.14 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
13+
us  
23.976 fps
12 hr 56 min
Seeds ...
959.65 MB
1920*1072
English 2.0
13+
us  
23.976 fps
12 hr 56 min
Seeds 1

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by dave s 1 / 10

When you watch Guru, the Mad Monk, it's

When you watch Guru, the Mad Monk, it's hard to imagine a more inept piece of moviemaking. I suppose if someone made something with the same horrific production values as Guru and then added the annoyance of filming it upside down and out of focus it would be worse, but that seems unlikely. What's wrong with this piece of crap? Horrible acting, laughable dialogue, incomprehensible plot, a terrible score, baffling editing choices, murky lighting, non-existent continuity, periodically out of focus cinematography, and, to top it off, the inability to frame a shot properly. How hard is it to frame a shot that includes the subject's entire head? How did this thing ever get any funding? How did the cast and crew feel when they saw the final cut? The questions never stop.
Reviewed by R T 6 / 10

Epicly bad to a level that must be

Epicly bad to a level that must be admired.
Reviewed by R T 5 / 10

Father Guru is the chaplain of a prison

Father Guru is the chaplain of a prison colony and he's a seriously bad dude. Along with his mistress Olga ... who is also a vampire ... and his deformed hunchback assistant Igor, he uses his position to murder people and extort money. Carl, who works tending to the prisoners, comes to Guru for help when his girlfriend happens to end up in the prison. They fake her execution, and then Guru blackmails them, forcing them to stick around the prison. When the Archbishop shows up to have Guru replaced and transferred to another church, all hell breaks lose. I love Andy Milligan. His films are not good. In fact, they are really really bad, but they are bad in a fairly wonderful way. They are like a community theater Grand Guignol production ... way too talky and with lots of stilted theatrics, but utterly sincere and kind of endearing. So many bad films are just ridiculously dull. Milligan is not.
Read more IMDb reviews

No comments yet

Be the first to leave a comment