★ 1 / 10
A very dull film in all aspects. Very
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A very dull film in all aspects. Very wooden acting across the board leaves you unable to get into the story. Completely uninspiring script with laughable CGI…
A very dull film in all aspects. Very wooden acting across the board leaves you unable to get into the story. Completely uninspiring script with laughable CGI that wouldn't look out of place in a nineties film (a bad one at that). I find it surprising that films this poor still manage to get churned out. I seriously wouldn't waste your time on this unless you wish to marvel at its lack of absolutely everything that makes a good film. It has no redeeming qualities.
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★ 3 / 10
Grimm's Snow White Movie Review! You know, I
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Grimm's Snow White Movie Review! You know, I came in expecting to see a somewhat generic bad movie of Snow White. Instead, what do I get? The Asylum. God damn…
Grimm's Snow White Movie Review!
You know, I came in expecting to see a somewhat generic bad movie of Snow White. Instead, what do I get? The Asylum. God damn it, people. Why do The Asylum keep getting work?! Nothing is right in this world.
The premise is thus: (As per the story of Snow White) An evil queen takes control of the kingdom of her dead husband and tries to rid herself of Snow White for being "fairer" than her. Hijinks (and killings) soon occur.
The acting is kind of good. It's average at best, really. See, when The Asylum tackles anything else than just sheer ridiculousness, they can actually come close to tackling a semi-passable spoof film. It doesn't mean it'll come out good, but it'll be less shitty than the rest. And then comes the final act of the movie. Where the fights are so stupid, it really sucks to have said it was kind of good.
The CGI. Like any typical Asylum film, say it with me: They suck. But of course! What can you expect from these people? You'd think they'd care enough. That's asking too much though.
The story. Well, if it's the classical story, it shou- Oh, it's not? They add giant monstrous lizards, weird-ass CGI dogs? Well, that's just fantas- Oh, elves too? Really? That's just fantastic. No, I'm glad. No, seriously. No, I'm glad! I digress.
It's not the worse Asylum movie. But eh...I still wouldn't recommend it. If you're gonna watch a B-movie, go watch anything else that isn't made from The Asylum.
It receives a 3 out of 10.
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