The title of this review is basically the story so... spoilers, I guess? Apparently the actors all went to the Mr Shoutypants school of acting, because everything that does - and doesn't -happen makes them SCREAM and SHRIEK at each other endlessly. I kid you not; two minutes in and I was already hoping they'd all very quickly be murdered in extremely painful ways.

The dialogue... oh my ever loving god. *facepalm* I should wash my mouth out with soap for using that word in conjunction with this travesty of filmmaking. It's a lot like a bunch of random people standing in a room and screeching random things to the room in general.

Honestly, having been a crappy movie (especially crappy horror movie) aficionado for more years than I can count, I can safely say that this tired cliche of a bunch of 30-something 'young people' (maybe supposed to be college age, definitely can't have been intended to be teens... could they??) trapped in a house where magically their cell phones don't work, nobody gets along, one just screams epithets every time she opens her mouth to the exclusion of most other words found in the english language, one has some kind of poor excuse for a 'european' accent, and the guys are primarily there to provide testosterone (aside from the obligatory nerd character) are not worth your time.

I gave this a 2 because of Tiny Lister. Love that guy, he's done some great stuff. But I sure hope he paid off that tv or whatever he needed this money for, because he deserves better than this disjointed excuse for a movie.