★ 5 / 10
Now I would have thought that the last
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Now I would have thought that the last thing you'd allow to travel through a tunnel with billions of gallons of water above it, would be a truck full of…
Now I would have thought that the last thing you'd allow to travel through a tunnel with billions of gallons of water above it, would be a truck full of explosives; but hey - if you need to make a film for Sly to come to the rescue, you've got to start off with a daft premisss. Add to this, a getaway car full of robbers that manages to collide with said truck and we have a load of superb pyrotechnics and then a sort of subterranean version of the "Poseidon Adventure" (1972) as our hero tries to lead a group of survivors up top. It takes far too long to actually get going: Sly leaves the rather incompetent rescue-management team on the surface to facilitate the rescue but only after about half an hour of disaster/character establishment that we could have easily have done without. A bit like with it's earlier maritime counterpart, there are some decent moments when all their lives are in peril, and Sly chivvies the gang along with a mixture of cajoling and threat, but the thing is all just so formulaic - even down to the dog and many of them, by the end, deserved what they got!
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★ 6 / 10
The Holland Tunnel Adventure!
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Once, behind the wheel, while being towed through the Holland Tunnel, there was a jolt, a clang, and Maeder's old Ford lost a wheel that rolled placidly down…
Once, behind the wheel, while being towed through the Holland Tunnel, there was a jolt, a clang, and Maeder's old Ford lost a wheel that rolled placidly down the left lane before wobbling and flopping to a halt. It must have held up traffic for half an hour, but that's nothing compared to what happens to the Holland Tunnel in this typical disaster flick.
Boy, if things can go wrong they surely will. Fortunately there is always the short chance of a last-minute escape, light at the end of the tunnel, so to speak, and only a few dispensable characters must be left behind to pump up the sentiment quotient that the formula requires.
Some hazardous material blows up in the middle of the tunnel that links New York City and New Jersey. A huge fireball whooshes out of both ends of the traffic conduit, killing everyone except the handful of survivors who Sly Stallone, in his magnanimity, volunteers to reach from the outside and lead to safety.
You've met most of these trapped characters in one form or another. There is the beautiful young woman, terrified but still able to make wisecracks and perform improbable physical feats. There is the heroic black cop mortally injured while saving others and begs them to leave him behind and save themselves. There is the antagonist, usually dumb, who pipes up at every roadblock to castigate the only leader who can save them. "This is IT? You told us you knew what you were doing!" There's the endangered child. There's the elderly couple who don't think they can make it and the old lady doesn't. (Cf., "The Poseidon Aventure," here and everywhere else.)
The menace follows a predictable trajectory. First fire, then collapse, then monstrous rolling objects, then collapse, then water. At one point Stallone must slip through a series of three gargantuan exhaust fans, any one of which could slice and dice him if he doesn't get through it before his fourteen seconds run out. It's like playing a game in a video arcade.
Still, it's diverting enough, if that's the sort of thing you're looking for. It's total lack of originality keeps it from being an Ideal Type, but so what? It's only a movie.
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good to watch at least once