Cup of My Blood

2005

Horror / Thriller

2
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 31% · 250 ratings
IMDb Rating 4.2/10 10 1104 1.1K

holy grail

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Plot summary

The lonely artist Jack Fender still grieves the death of his beloved lover Tina three years ago. He lost his inspiration and his faith in God and presently he is taking pornographic pictures for the mobster Sparky and his partner Limpy for a pornographic site managed by Nibbles and Scooter under the protest of his agent and friend Alex. When Jack witnesses a car accident in his neighborhood, the wounded passenger gives a box to Jack, asking him to protect and never open it, and he discovers that he is protecting the Holy Grail. From this moment on, weird things happen to Jack: visions, nightmares and the permanent sensation that strangers are watching him. While swimming late night in a club, Jack meets the sexy Iona and his inspiration returns but he also finds the hidden reality.

Director

Lance Catania Photo
Lance Catania

Top cast

Janina Gavankar Photo
Janina Gavankar as Iona
John Turk Photo
John Turk as Memoli
Kimber Closson Photo
Kimber Closson as Phantom
Circus-Szalewski Photo
Circus-Szalewski as Nibbles
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1 hr 48 min
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1 hr 48 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Lloyd S 1 / 10

A waste of time. Bad acting, very slow

A waste of time. Bad acting, very slow and boring. It took so long to finish.
Reviewed by R T 3 / 10

Predictable, tedious and preachy, Cup of My Blood

Predictable, tedious and preachy, Cup of My Blood is the tale of a porn photographer who comes into possession of the holy grail. He's the pre-ordained Chosen Protector, so of course he's surrounded by all sorts of evil people and demons who know he'll get the thing and, of course, know beforehand what will happen, since it's all been written as prophesy. I suppose that suits this flick, since it's extremely easy to figure out everything that happens in this pretentious claptrap long before it actually comes to pass on the screen. The acting is entirely sub-par, with a wooden leading man who looks a bit like Liam Neeson but certainly can't act as well. There is a fair amount of female nudity and some simulated sex, but we're practically clubbed over the head with the admonition that all of this is bad. Rule one for this flick is that if anyone gets naked, it's because they're a demon and they want the grail's protector dead and the grail for themselves. The only friends who aren't on the side of the devil are two IT people who run the porn website, Scooter and Nibbles (no, really, those are their names). Scooter and Nibbles are using their porn website (2ndCuming.com) as a front; there;'s a secret link in the form of a hidden crucifix in one photo that leads to a secret site on which those who know that Christ is about to return are networking. They're looking for signs and, importantly, conspiracies. There are several right-wing paranoias fitted into this movie. For example, gun exchange programs are fronts for Satan; all those unlicensed weapons being turned in are being used to arm the army of evil in preparation for Armageddon! That's early in the film, though. It gets more preposterous and preachier from there. By the time I finished watching this stinker, I was alternately yawning, laughing, and questioning my own sanity for getting all the way through it. Those who agree with its message may like it better than I did. I should also note that the DVD version of the film that I watched didn't survive transfer very well. The left and right sides of the frame were severely cropped, so the entire film seemed to be shot in close-up. This began with the title, which in the chopped-down DVD version was "Up of My Bloo," the C and P having been lopped off the screen. I think they should re-release the film under that title; it makes about as much sense as the movie itself. This one is "Left Behind" meets "Indiana Jones" meets "The Artifact." It doesn't, however, meet any reasonable criteria that would make it a worthwhile horror film.
Reviewed by Brian S 4 / 10

So bad it's good. Well, I wouldn't say

So bad it's good. Well, I wouldn't say good. More like a decent Tales from the Crypt episode. Acting, writing, production value... all pretty bad. It does have a few decent scares, and that low-budget 80s horror feel.
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