China Salesman
2017
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Crime / Drama / Thriller / War
China Salesman
2017
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Crime / Drama / Thriller / War
Plot summary
Yan Jian, a young Chinese IT engineer who volunteers to go to North Africa and help the company he works for to win a competition. The winner can own the right to control the communication between south and north. French spy Michael works for the West. His boss ordered him to go to the North Africa and win the competition, and they can control the great mineral resources of Africa. He hired the best mercenary in Africa whose name is Lauder and a former general Kabbah to help him. Yan has discovered their conspiracy, he is the only one who can stop them.
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Segal is a Bloated hasbeen! Who makes shit movies to inflate his ego. He's a fantasist, a bullshitter. All of his movies should be called 'the hero', or 'ego'.
Firstly you will need to download subtitles for this movie, it is another Chinese one, and no hard subs. However, do not download from yify subtitles as I did one minute the subtitles were English and then later on I think they went into Dutch or something like that, so a lot of the movie, I did not know what was being said, apart from the English parts, even though Mike Tyson's accent was dubious and Steven Segal whispering. Mike Tyson actually had more screen time than Segal, overall it is a mindless near enough 2 hours of straight to DVD trash, or two hours with the Chineese sponsors being at the start of this movie, almost everyone in China gets a mention.
I'm gonna go ahead and skip this one, and not because it's a WebRip, because of the cast. Usually if Seagal is involved, most likely the movie will suck, but Seagal and Tyson!!!?! Somebody should just make a small 10 minutes clip of the best fighting scenes and put it on UtUbe. IMHO.
Producer : I need a box office market dough.. US is crap this year Director : Dont worry we make Chinesse movie. You have 2 billions market there. Producer : No way.. the only way you got Chinesse market is when you teach kungfu to a Panda Director : We put Steven Seagal Producer : Come on.. Director : With Tyson. What do you think.. Producer : hmm.. interesting.. Director : okay we cast some Arab in the desert too. You will have 1.5 billions potential moslem market. It will take the movie to the top of box office Producer : you are smart.. Chinesse, Arabian, Seagal, Tyson. Okay. Perfect.. Whats the title? Director : China Salesman! Producer : Whaaat? We are not making annually corporate selling movie.. you are idiotic! Director : You right sir. But note this.. you have 2 billions chinesse potential market, 1.5 billions moslem potential market. Its 3.5 billions. And when you put title CHINA SALESMAN you will have all of American to watch it. Include Trump. Producers : Jesus! you are so damn genius!
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I'm going to watch this movie. The space ice version.