Call Girl of Cthulhu

2014

Action / Comedy / Horror

23
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 55%
IMDb Rating 4.7/10 10 1293 1.3K

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Plot summary

When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.

Director

Chris LaMartina Photo
Chris LaMartina

Top cast

Ruby Larocca Photo
Ruby Larocca as Billie
Leanna Chamish Photo
Leanna Chamish as Detective Rita LaGrassi
Adam Chase Photo
Adam Chase as Cthulhu Cultist
Stavros Halkias Photo
Stavros Halkias as Gill Waters
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794.57 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
Not Rated
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
Seeds 4
1.48 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
Not Rated
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
Seeds 9

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by R T 6 / 10

Directed by Chris LaMartina (WNUF Halloween Special, What

Directed by Chris LaMartina (WNUF Halloween Special, What Happens Next Will Scare You) and co-written with JImmy George, Call Girl of Cthulu is all about a virginal young man named Carter (David Phillip Carollo) who is looking for the right girl, who he thinks is Riley (Melissa O'Brien), a prostitute with a strange birthmark on her right ass cheek. It turns out that she's being sought by the Church of Starry Wisdom, who see this as a sign that she will become the bride of the Elder God who exists beyond the wall of sleep, Cthulu. Can your protagonist find a way to find true love — or lust — without losing his mind to the tentacled thing that should not be? Beyond being a love letter to H.P. Lovecraft, it's also a movie that combines gore, sexploitation and a willingness to really go there. Would it be too far to have a golden shower that melts a man's face clean off? Monstrous male genitals? Tentacle scenes? Watching this, I get the feeling that everyone in it is still finding makeup and goop and gunk all over themselves even years after they made it. For a movie that starts light, it gets surprisingly dark, too. And emotional. I'm surprised how much I liked this movie, as I kept waiting for it to fall apart, but that's when I realized that LaMartina and George being good at making movies is no accident.
Reviewed by R T 6 / 10

Acting awful and straight to dvd movie but

acting awful and straight to dvd movie but i expected that from trailer. now its mental as fook mental storyline, loads blood, loads aliens, loads laughs. some class killings also. might never watch it again but was good.
Reviewed by R T 5 / 10

A virginal art student uses a prostitute as

A virginal art student uses a prostitute as a nude model. He falls in love with her, but not before Church of Starry Wisdom/The Hall of Masters (https://youtu.be/FZmt_Qmdy0w) becomes her baby daddy. Modern low-budget exploitation enjoyed best by those who chuckle at the title.
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