★ 10 / 10
I lost the seed word It happened when
Gerry D
I lost the seed word It happened when the office where I work went through its routine sorting through the archives Between tournaments, I'd mined $330,000…
I lost the seed word It happened when the office where I work went through its routine sorting through the archives Between tournaments, I'd mined $330,000 worth of Bitcoins, building capital quietly over the vocation. My $330,000-worth-of-wallet, all held up the very same computer. I lost all assets to my wallet I felt like being checked. That is when a close acquaintance recommends Cyber Constable Intelligence. I was not the believing type at first—how could a service possibly restore something as private and secure as a Bitcoin wallet? But having no other choice, I gave it a shot. Within two weeks the wallet became recoverable. $330,000,all the money was recovered. I was shocked and over the hill.
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★ 10 / 10
I was devastated when I lost $80,000 worth
Akobundu P
I was devastated when I lost $80,000 worth of Bitcoin to a fake investment company. It felt like I had nowhere to turn, and I thought my funds were gone for…
I was devastated when I lost $80,000 worth of Bitcoin to a fake investment company. It felt like I had nowhere to turn, and I thought my funds were gone for good. However, after contacting Anonymous ‘ maciofonespyrix gma1l com I was amazed at how quickly they were able to track down my stolen Bitcoin. They worked tirelessly to trace the fraudulent transactions, liaised with the relevant authorities, and contacted the platforms involved in the scam. Thanks to Anonymous
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★ 7 / 10
I stuck with this one, Against my will
selfdestructo
Caddy Hack is (obviously) a zero-budget, horror-comedy ripoff of Caddyshack. This movie's central character, at least for the bulk of the film, seemed to be…
Caddy Hack is (obviously) a zero-budget, horror-comedy ripoff of Caddyshack. This movie's central character, at least for the bulk of the film, seemed to be the groundskeeper. Yes, the Bill Murray character, only this guy (and how he's written) is violently unfunny. Anyway, he poisons the gophers, who turn deadly. The groundskeeper, the owner, the caddies, with every subsequent character introduced, and there's a whole string of them, only seem to make this movie worse. To add insult to injury, the lame soundtrack, score, and goofy sound effects only seemed to magnify how bad everything is.
So, for reasons unknown to me, Trum... er, the owner of the golf course brings in his niece, Becky, to be Caddy Manager(?!). As far as I was concerned, this character is introduced as Eye Candy, giving off a Bridget-Fonda-in-her-prime vibe. Then she spoke. Ok, eye candy it is.
I sat through the full 75 minutes, and I have to totally backtrack. Full props must be given to actress Chrissy Cavallo (as Becky). She is hands-down the funniest person in this whole movie. As a matter of fact, once her relationship with "the nerd," Googie (Jake Foy) is introduced... by her driving 37 golf balls straight to his crotch, and they break into a song, "Balls Deep in Love," Caddy Hack shifts into a typical Wild Eye-frenetic pace. This movie gets quite entertaining with this turn of events. And once the toxi-fied zombie gophers get to breeding, a la Gremlins, or Critters (albeit with an even lower budget), there's great fun to be had with the deadly gophers partying, running out of beer, and making a beer run disguised as a human! One of the caddies recruits his Goth kid brother, who plans to blow up his school, to blow up the gophers for him. I detested the set-up time that compromised the first half of this movie, but once it gets its legs, it is a total blast (literally) to watch. I'm balancing my score out to a solid 7.
Writer/director Anthony Catanese has INVENTED more nonsensical insults here than in any other movie I've seen. The formula is simple: Take two unrelated vulgar words, put them together, and ta-da! Over and over and over. Not necessarily the funniest thing, but it's certainly another wacky characteristic of this, uh, pretty off-kilter movie.
Oh, they directly rip off the Beastie Boys, too, during the closing credits. Sit through them all, and they freaking CONGRATULATE you for making it through the whole movie! That's the perfect ending to Caddy Hack.
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Was he licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations?