It's hard to imagine that "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" isn't at the top of IMDb's infamous Bottom 100 List. After all, it's about the most amateurish and stupid film I've ever seen. Most kids posting homemade videos on YouTube make more professional looking stuff than this terrible mess. Imagine the joy in watching "Birdemic" as you see folks act who have LESS talent than middle school students in a school play! Imagine the use of a home movie camera whose sound is only activated when the 'actors' talk--and cuts on and off loudly and abruptly as they talk! Much of it is like a silent movie!! Imagine weirdly askew camera angles, scenes where lines are flubbed and a glacial pace. Yup, all that awaits you if you bother to watch this film! Oh, and lest I forget...there really is NO PLOT through much of the movie!! Yes, despite supposedly being about killer birds, nothing really happens during almost all the film! It's more like they turned on the camera and simply put EVERYTHING in the movie--even when it was completely irrelevant and you could care less about the characters!! So eventually it's saved when the birds FINALLY attack, right?! WRONG!!! The 'birds' are even more lame than stuffed birds on sticks or guys making shadow puppets of birds! You really have to see and hear them to believe 'em! When I say this is a horrible film, I mean that it is monumentally horrible. I am talking WORSE than "Plan 9", "Rat Fink a Boo Boo" and, believe it or not, worse than "The Room"!! Now that's bad!! Now considering that I am a fan of bad films and have reviewed well over 12,000 movies, when I say that this is the WORST film I have ever seen (yes, even worse than "Manos: The Hands of Fate") it means something!! Abysmal in every way...so bad you wonder if it was all some joke and never was intended as anything more! To quote Colonel Kurtz, "The horror...."!