Bikini Girls vs Dinosaurs

2014

Action / Sci-Fi

8
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 80%
IMDb Rating 2.1/10 10 237 237

space battle time travel black hole dinosaur

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Plot summary

Somewhere in outer space three hot space fighter pilots - Solara, Tansy and Cala (the Bikini Girls) fly daring combat missions whilst maintaining fabulous hair. Meanwhile wicked Voluptina secretly plans to steal their rightful title and become Queen of the galaxy when she banishes the Bikini Girls into a rogue black-hole, thus sending them back in time 70 millions year to the age of dinosaurs...

Director

Kenneth D. Barker Photo
Kenneth D. Barker

Top cast

Vicki Glover Photo
Vicki Glover as S'lutine Leader
David Macey Photo
David Macey as Xeto Gamut
Alex Oyston Photo
Alex Oyston as Xau
Toria Pardoe Photo
Toria Pardoe as Tansy
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423.45 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
Not Rated
25 fps
12 hr 52 min
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827.34 MB
1920*1072
English 2.0
Not Rated
25 fps
12 hr 52 min
Seeds ...

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by GenerationofSwine 10 / 10

10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me

10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical. And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus. It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests. It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.
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Reviewed by kbarnhart-48446 1 / 10

Not what you might think

I will cut to the chase.

This isn't some "skinemax" type of a T&A sexploitation film.

What it actually is a waste of 50-minutes.

(the ONLY redeeming values is that it's short) Would you click on this on Tubi offering expecting a Kubrick film? Of course not. But when you put the words "bikini" and "dinosaurs" in the title, it's tacitly implied there will eventually be some pointless nudity on some level.

It had a rating of MA, but I think that maturity level was the age of 10.

There is NO nudity or adult content.

There is nothing amusing. There is nothing entertaining.

There are no attractive females. The bikinis are G-rated and they wear wraps around their bottoms, so no booty either.

You have been warned.

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