A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

1990

Adventure / Fantasy / Horror / Sci-Fi

8
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 17% · 250 ratings
IMDb Rating 2.7/10 10 1941 1.9K

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Plot summary

In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals.

Director

Brett Piper Photo
Brett Piper

Top cast

Rick Stewart Photo
Rick Stewart as Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Dusty McNeal Photo
Dusty McNeal as Featured Reptilian Goon
Melanie Pirnie Photo
Melanie Pirnie as Secondary Reptilian Goon
Scott Ferro Photo
Scott Ferro as Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
751.68 MB
958*720
English 2.0
Not Rated
23.976 fps
1 hr 21 min
Seeds 1
1.36 GB
1436*1080
English 2.0
Not Rated
23.976 fps
1 hr 21 min
Seeds 5

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by R T 4 / 10

Anyone that's considering watching this movie knows what's

Anyone that's considering watching this movie knows what's up. Either you're a connoisseur of bad movies or a Troma completest (you sick twisted soul). It's a very bad movie without doubt but I found it entertaining enough on its own merits despite the many obvious flaws. For some reason, the terrible overdubbing was as mesmerizing as the typical early 90s ambient soundtrack music constantly being played in the background of an otherwise mess of a film. The storyline is decent enough to keep you mildly interested with the odd, if unconvincing, characters are up to god knows what. I think you might have to be eating specially baked brownie mixtures for this one in order to get through it. Or at least a six-pack, but a hard 12er for the serious drinkers. At least everyone involved knows that this is no good, but it's not terrible either. They tried. Which is more than I can say for many blockbuster efforts such as say, DRAGONSLAYER or BATTLESHIP. Oh, but the worst part of it all is that there are only one set of boobs shown once and they're not worth it, which is a bit of a letdown for a movie with a title containing "Nymphoid" in it. But it is better than most softcore porn. It's a tossup.
Reviewed by R T 3 / 10

The title and trailer give the impression that

The title and trailer give the impression that this is a camp, cheap, trashy One Million Years BC knockoff. What's actually happened here is that Troma's come into possession of a hideously boring post-apocalyptic non-action movie (with, it must be said, some pretty good stop motion dinosaurs and miniature effects) and tried to pitch it as a comedy by changing the title and adding a funny voiceover to the the first five minutes. After those five minutes are up, good luck making it much further - it's meandering, pointless, boring and has no story or characters to speak of. The use of miniature effects to give the thing a bigger scope than its tiny budget would normally allow might be of interest on a purely technical level, but that's all it has going for it.
Reviewed by R T 10 / 10

This master piece of a film, makes me

This master piece of a film, makes me cry with how great it is. It will leave you wanting more! We need a toy line, and a sequel. Any merchandise. Go see it, do yourselves a favor.
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