A Christmas Cruise

2017

Action / Comedy / Drama / Family / Romance

17
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 33%
IMDb Rating 4.7/10 10 674 674

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Plot summary

When her best friend invites her along for a holiday themed sail, an aspiring novelist, Pam, unexpectedly finds the love of her life on board. But what will happen when the ship returns to port for Christmas?

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Vivica A. Fox as Pam Stevenson
Cristine Prosperi as Jessica Knoll
Jason Cook as Arlo Sands
Jared Scott as Toby
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by R T 6 / 10

I watched part of this movie with my

I watched part of this movie with my wife and...ehhhh...I’m not interested in watching the rest. My wife gives it 3-1/2 stars and I give it 2. So that wifey and I aren’t sleeping butt to butt; compromised on 3 stars. My wife made me give honorable mention to the actors for their namesake but not for their acting prowess.
Reviewed by Karl O 1 / 10

I once trod on a needle in my

I once trod on a needle in my bare feet. It sank into my flesh by a good couple of inches and was excruciatingly painful. I had to hop into the garage to find a pair of pliers to try to yank it out, it was stuck in there good! Times this experience by several thousand and you get the feel of this film. Never before have I wanted to witness a cruiseship sinking without a trace. (There's never a stray torpedo knocking about when you need one). Basically......a Successful, Confident woman (one of the characters ACTUALLY described herself like this) goes on a boat and finds love, despite being surrounded by wooden 2 dimensional characters with all the charm of an alsatian dog after a head swap operation (stole this line from Rimmer on Red Dwarf). God this film is bad I wish I'd gone blind (did Etta James see this film perhaps). Awful awful rubbish Avoid like the plague!
Reviewed by R T 2 / 10

Pam was incredibly condescending and consumed in her

Pam was incredibly condescending and consumed in her own self gain. The plot was so unrealistic that I couldn't control myself, there is no flow or anything to keep you interested. There was zero sexy scenes and sexual innuendo for something that is supposed to be romantic. The jokes weren't funny. The annoying whiny boss was confusing. One minutes he's all threatening her Pamela's career, the next he's calling her nonstop like a gay best friend in a middle life crisis. Pam's best friend forgave her for exploiting her just because Pam decided it was time to go banana chasing which never really happened. We, get it Pam you are too good for men on cruises. But I can't really fault her too much, the director of the cruise was being too much of a harda*s about her not wanting to give up her career and live on a cruise ship. I mean she only worked her ass off to get where she is for years, right? Apparently, that was a huge issue for him that she works for a living. Is this guy living in the 50s? And, what was up with the film poster? This had no interracial relationship like the cover implied. I tried to ignore the whitewashing of the industry and watch the movie but I could have just as well watched Operation Christmas Drop. At least, the director was more transparent with the audience. This is not a hidden jewel this is a hidden disaster.
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