1,000 Convicts and a Woman! (1971) YTS

Reviewed by Wayne K 6 / 10

One of those British sexploitation films that was

One of those British sexploitation films that was no doubt very cheeky back in its day but now looks dated and cheesy, Fun & Games (or 1,000 Convicts & A Woman for our American cousins) is bolstered by a charmingly evil and manipulative lead performance from Alexandra Hay, a seventeen year old girl fresh from an overseas boarding school who wastes no time seducing and teasing every red blooded man she comes across in the nations laxest prison. While repetitive at times, the film does give us time to delve into Angela’s psyche. She makes no apologies about being precocious, flirtatious and always willing to use her looks and sex appeal to get what, and who, she wants. But the film doesn’t try to justify what she does, and she almost always faces some kind of consequence for her actions. It’s also nice that not ever man falls for her gestures, since they have the good sense to see they’re being led on. It’s hard to know if she’s learned anything by the end, but it’s fun to watch her seductive attempts fall short and receive a richly deserved reprimand for her tempting behaviour. If you’re after some silly fun with classic British smut, then Fun & Games might just do it for you.

Reviewed by Coventry 3 / 10

A handful of convicts and a spoiled, perky teen

The plot of "Fun and Games" admittedly may sounds genius if it were an X-rated adult movie, but for a regular film it's honestly too thin. Perhaps it still could have worked as a juvenile and harmless sex-comedy, in the style of "Porky's" or "The Cheerleaders", but it's not sleazy and light-hearted enough for that. In the end, it's a rather boring and frustratingly tame semi-exploitation effort with a couple of neat (but unelaborated) ideas and a breathtakingly gorgeous lead actress (Alexandra Hay) who sadly doesn't show enough nudity. She - Angela - is the 17-year-old-daughter of the head-warden of an experimental government prison, who returns home to England after having spent four years at a boarding school in Boston. During her period in the states, Angela turned into a curvaceous young woman and she developed an insatiable craving for male attention and sex. She likes nothing better than to seduce men with her long blond hair and ravishing body, which obviously leads to problematic situations in an all-male prison institution. Angela's "shenanigans" mainly exist of walking by men that gaze at her, and then she starts laughing like a spoiled little brat. The climax, during which she's taken hostage by two inmates while they escape, is incredibly implausible and borderline pathetic.

Reviewed by kevin_robbins 4 / 10

A mediocre exploitation film that primarily appeals to diehard fans of the genre

1,000 Convicts and a Woman (Tubi) is a movie that I recently watched on Tubi and tells the tale of a college aged young lady who returns home to her prison warden father. The young lady is looking for a "good time" and the prisoners and prison staff may be just what she's looking for...This movie is directed by Ray Austin (House of the Living Dead) and stars Alexandra Hay (Guess Who's Coming to Dinner), Sandor Eles (Love and Death), Harry Baird (The Italian Job), Tracy Reed (Casino Royale) and Robert Brown (License to Kill).Alexandra Hay's casting is spot-on for this genre, and she delivers an exploitation performance flawlessly. While the scenarios and circumstances may not feel realistic, the main character, albeit annoying, is hard to resist. The unpredictable situations make for intriguing viewing, and Harry Baird also provides a commendable supporting performance. However, it's worth noting that despite the premise, there's not as much nudity as one might expect-just a few topless scenes.In conclusion, 1,000 Convicts and a Woman is a mediocre exploitation film that primarily appeals to diehard fans of the genre. I'd rate this a 4/10 but still recommend giving it a watch at least once.

1,000 Convicts and a Woman!

1971

Drama

1,000 Convicts and a Woman!

1971

Drama

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One of those British sexploitation films that was

A handful of convicts and a spoiled, perky teen

A mediocre exploitation film that primarily appeals to diehard fans of the genre

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